MANUAL RUN: deploy What Would Fantano Say #916

Needs the owner, for #914 / #923:

1. Create 1Password vault fantano with turnstile/secret (the only secret now: Clef-omni runs on the account's Workers AI binding, no Anthropic key).
2. Create a Turnstile widget for the hostname and set turnstileSiteKey in apps/what-would-fantano-say/rustybuns.config.ts.
3. cd apps/what-would-fantano-say && bun run gen && bun run deploy
4. Make one live review and check the Clef answer parses (the card should not say "Estimated"); then compare the Workers AI bill against ~$0.00004 a review.
5. Optional: point a meme domain at it.