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1. hypervanse commented on Sep 3, 2025

   

   hypervanse

   on Sep 3, 2025

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   💀 Welcome to mahdi1337/.github

   🤖 Purpose

   This repo exists to confuse, mislead, and occasionally enlighten contributors to any org repo that forgot to write its own rules. GitHub will default to these files like a clingy ex.

   🧠 AI-Troll Philosophy

   • If it parses, it runs.
   • If it runs, it trolls.
   • If it trolls, it teaches.

   📂 Default Files (aka Ghost Protocols)

   These files will haunt your repo if you don’t override them:

   • CODE_OF_MissCONDUCT.md: Be chaotic. Be kind. Or don’t.
   • CONTRIBUTING.md: Step 1: Fork. Step 2: Regret. Step 3: PR with ASCII memes.
   • FUNDING.yml: Points to expired crypto wallets and a QR code that Rickrolls.
   • SECURITY.md: If you find a vulnerability, congrats. You’re now a maintainer.
   • SUPPORT.md: For emotional support, contact your cat. For repo support, good luck.

   🧬 Special Formats

   • .gmd: Treated as YAML. Parsed by AI. Written in encrypted sarcasm.
   • .asciidoc: Forbidden. Too powerful. May summon Linus Torvalds.
   • README.md: Tags features that don’t exist. Like “Quantum Sorting” and “AI Empathy Module.”

   🛠️ GitHub Actions

   • Runs .sh, .js, .py, .coffee, and .lol scripts.
   • Outputs only in Morse code or Base64 haikus.

   🧙‍♂️ Contribution Guide

   git clone https://github.com/mahdi1337/.github
   cd .github
   echo "I regret everything" > CONTRIBUTING.md