💀 Welcome to mahdi1337/.github

🤖 Purpose

This repo exists to confuse, mislead, and occasionally enlighten contributors to any org repo that forgot to write its own rules. GitHub will default to these files like a clingy ex.

🧠 AI-Troll Philosophy

• If it parses, it runs.
• If it runs, it trolls.
• If it trolls, it teaches.

📂 Default Files (aka Ghost Protocols)

These files will haunt your repo if you don’t override them:

• CODE_OF_MissCONDUCT.md: Be chaotic. Be kind. Or don’t.
• CONTRIBUTING.md: Step 1: Fork. Step 2: Regret. Step 3: PR with ASCII memes.
• FUNDING.yml: Points to expired crypto wallets and a QR code that Rickrolls.
• SECURITY.md: If you find a vulnerability, congrats. You’re now a maintainer.
• SUPPORT.md: For emotional support, contact your cat. For repo support, good luck.

🧬 Special Formats

• .gmd: Treated as YAML. Parsed by AI. Written in encrypted sarcasm.
• .asciidoc: Forbidden. Too powerful. May summon Linus Torvalds.
• README.md: Tags features that don’t exist. Like “Quantum Sorting” and “AI Empathy Module.”

🛠️ GitHub Actions

• Runs .sh, .js, .py, .coffee, and .lol scripts.
• Outputs only in Morse code or Base64 haikus.

🧙‍♂️ Contribution Guide

git clone https://github.com/mahdi1337/.github
cd .github
echo "I regret everything" > CONTRIBUTING.md